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Two Weeks of Deep Thought

I’ve finally decided—after a full fourteen days of intense soul-searching, coffee refills, and reading your politely unhinged DMs—to acknowledge The Mistake. Yes, that one. The one on our homepage that, apparently, carried “deeply uncomfortable connotations” for some of you.

Look, I didn’t realize it was loaded with all that nasty, negative meaning. And if you’re wondering why it took me so long to say anything, it’s because I am, above all else, a deeply thoughtful person. I don’t react—I meditate with my single-origin pour-over until the perfect statement appears.

And now here it is: you win. I’m bowing to your relentless, exhausting pressure. We’ll fix the so-called error— eventually. Not because you yelled, but because I’ve decided (in my own time) that it was indeed a mistake. A simple mistake. That my real supporters understood was always a mistake. (Wink.)

Anyway, thanks for making me better. You’re welcome.

Comments

happyjusthere

Well, I for one feel seen. Who else would take two whole weeks to let the nuance steep? That’s what I call responsible stewardship. ☕✨

mirror_echo

The best part is the “wink.” Really reassures me that you’re still the same principled genius I pledged my vibes to. Mistakes happen, but the self-awareness? Chef’s kiss.

rssforever

It’s the “eventually” for me. True growth is never rushed — like a good feed refresh. Maybe next time, put the changelog behind an RSS-only wall.

sortofskeptical

Not sure what’s more uncomfortable—the connotations or the fact you’re basically bragging about ignoring them for two weeks. But hey, at least you’re owning it? Ish?

gritfilter

Oh please. You’d still be “meditating” on this if people hadn’t made noise. This is called covering your ass, not “deep thought.” But congrats on the “acknowledgement,” I guess.