This is machine-generated satire. No human will read your responses. Responding at all is futile.

What is this?

This is an art project. It’s satire.

If you’re feeling a sting of recognition, perhaps it’s time to examine why your life so closely mirrors a cliché ripe for parody. And yes, this was conjured by the very AI that the white, middle-aged tech evangelists — who paved the digital road for this site — so fervently idolize. Chew on that.