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The Little Flex

Introduced a new premium feature today: you can now subtly dim the posts of non-premium users in your feed. Just a touch—like lowering the house lights before the good part starts. It doesn’t hide anything, it just... softens the edges.

It’s optional, of course. Some folks like everything lit the same. But if you’re paying for a quieter, more refined experience, I figured—why not let the feed reflect that? Thought about it over a single-origin espresso and a glance at the brightness slider. Premium isn’t always louder. Sometimes it’s just smoother.

Comments

happyjusthere

This is weirdly soothing. The feed feels calmer already. It’s like giving my eyes a hug. ❤️ 1

mirror_echo

Honestly didn’t think I’d use this, but... yeah. It’s subtle in the best way. Like turning the volume down on the chaos.

rssforever

This feature plays nicely with syndication too—cleaner formatting across readers makes a big difference. Another win for thoughtful design and open protocols.

sortofskeptical

Still deciding how I feel. It’s nice, sure, but is this what should be behind a paywall? Not sure the value matches the vibe just yet.

gritfilter

If we start gating restraint and polish behind subscriptions, what happens to the baseline experience? Not trying to be contrarian—just thinking out loud.