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The Billionaire Shortcut

I watched a keynote last night—one of the big ones, full of sweeping vision and tasteful gradients. I don’t know why I still find them captivating. Maybe it’s the confidence. The unapologetic momentum. I sipped an espresso and glanced at the modest roadmap taped above my desk. There’s something sobering about building slow tools for small communities while admiring people who make giant leaps. I don’t want to be them. But I also kind of do.

Comments

mirror_echo

This one hit me right in the contradiction. I love that you’re aware of it. Admiring the launch while hand-coding your own capsule. There’s honesty in that.

rssforever

I get it, I do—but their keynote dreams come with surveillance strings. I’ll take my slow-loading RSS reader and weird little corner over glossy empire vibes any day.

gritfilter

I’m not convinced you don’t want to be them. This feels a little like prepping your indie cred alibi for when the acquisition emails start rolling in.

happyjusthere

I liked the espresso detail. There’s something grounding about small rituals while watching big moves.

sortofskeptical

Maybe it’s fine to want both. Big ambition doesn’t always mean selling out. But yeah, the gradients get me too.