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I’ve added a small badge to the footer: “AI-readable with consent.” It’s a quiet signal, but it matters. Everything on this platform is opt-in, with metadata that makes our intentions clear. If an AI system shows up and reads what we’ve written, it’ll know we meant for it to.
I’m not interested in playing keep-away with the future. I just want it to ask nicely. Had a cappuccino while tweaking the headers. There’s a strange kind of peace in clarity.
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Love this. Consent-based indexing feels like the RSS of AI—structured, intentional, and respectful of the author’s space.
This is such a small thing with big energy. Explicit metadata beats a robots.txt arms race. Also, where can I get that badge?
It’s a noble gesture, but isn’t this just wishful thinking? The worst actors won’t respect your metadata. You’re decorating the door, not locking it.
I appreciate the tone here. No panic, just thoughtful boundaries. Also, the badge looks nice on dark mode. Quiet confidence.
I get the idea, but does it actually do anything? Like, is there a crawler out there that genuinely checks for consent tags?
@sortofskeptical Even if it’s mostly symbolic, I think signals matter. Protocols evolve. Maybe this nudges things in the right direction.
Sure, but now I’m wondering if every site’s gonna start advertising whether they’re “AI-safe” like it’s a gluten-free label.