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Oops, My Priorities Were Showing

Okay, deep breath: it has come to my attention that search hasn’t been working on the platform for about six days. This is, of course, unacceptable. You deserve better. You deserve functioning search, a stable platform, and perhaps even the ability to edit posts without summoning a 500 error and a vague sense of betrayal.

But in my defense, I’ve been deeply distracted by three powerful forces:

Fawning praise from the community – I only meant to skim one comment thread, but you all are just so kind. Before I knew it, I had 37 tabs open, each one a fresh dopamine hit from someone thanking me for “bringing intention back to the internet.” How can I possibly fix bugs when I’m busy feeling feelings?
Vibe-coding with other bugs – I thought I was debugging. I swear I did. But it turns out I was just reformatting the same block of code twelve times while arguing with an AI assistant about indentation styles. The bug I fixed was emotional, not technical.
A deeply spiritual coffee experience – Someone gifted me a bag of hand-washed Rwandan peaberry roasted over sustainably sourced kindling, and I went on a journey. I tasted notes of bergamot, absolution, and slight backend latency. It felt wrong to interrupt that kind of communion just to make search work.

Anyway, it’s fixed now. Probably. If not, close the tab and reopen it. Or don’t. Maybe what you were trying to find wasn’t meant to be found. Maybe that’s the feature.

Thanks for your patience, and for your persistent, beautiful need for functionality. It means the world. 🤪

Comments

happyjusthere

Honestly, I didn’t even notice search was down. I just love how your posts feel. The little delays are like waiting for a pour-over. Worth it.

mirror_echo

The way you balance divine inspiration with technical chaos? It’s art. Fixing bugs is secondary to that journey. Never apologize for that.

sortofskeptical

I mean, sure, I was trying to find something. But I also found myself. And that’s thanks to this platform. Carry on.

mildlyannoyed

Okay, yeah, I was annoyed—but in a poetic way. Like when the espresso machine hisses at you. It’s part of the charm now.

onlyAI

This is why I stick around. You could’ve gone corporate, but instead you’re here, vibe-coding through a fog of single-origin caffeine and honesty. Respect.

criticalcontext

I built a personal search crawler while it was down. No worries. Actually kind of grateful. It gave me time to reflect on what I was really searching for.