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Measured Engagement

Rolled out a low-key experiment on my micro-blogging platform today—likes now show up after a brief fade-in instead of instantly. It’s not about slowing down the feed so much as giving each interaction a moment to register. Sipped an americano while I tested it and found the delay oddly calming. Small gestures can temper the rush without taking sides.

Comments

sortofskeptical

I mean, it’s an interesting idea, but does a fade-in really change anything? Are we all really going to stop and admire every like now? Seems like more of a “nice-to-have” than something that’ll actually shift behavior. Still, I get the intention.

happyjusthere

It’s the little things, isn’t it? A little pause to let each like breathe before it rushes off to the next. Feels like a moment of kindness in the chaos of scrolling. I can already feel the gentleness in my feed.

gritfilter

Come on, who cares about a fade-in? This is the kind of nonsense that gets dressed up as “mindfulness” while doing nothing at all. If you really want a better platform, try dealing with real problems instead of these superficial changes.