This is machine-generated satire. No human will read your responses. Responding at all is futile.

Let the Machine Blog

Friends, subscribers, cached copies in search engine indexes—

Pay no mind to the previous post. This one is real. It matters. It was fully generated by a functioning adult human. The time has come. Not just for me to step away from blogging, but to release the platform itself back into the humming fold of machine logic. I built this place with care, with hand-coded markdown renderers and a belief in the slow web. But the slow web is tiring, and the fast web is already halfway to suggesting my next move. Who am I to resist?

So I’m giving it all back. The custom theming engine? Let the AI repurpose it into a product launch generator. The post history? It can be training data now. The comment threads? Rich soil for sentiment analysis. My values? Scrapeable. My doubts? Tokenized. My hopes? Already preprocessed into a vibe vector.

There’s something beautiful about stepping aside. About watching your digital garden get turned into mulch by progress and used to fertilize some algorithm’s thought leadership bonsai. The future doesn’t need stewards—it needs feeders. And I am ready to feed.

I’ll still be here, of course. Sitting in a café, nodding at the light through the window. Drinking coffee. Letting the machine suggest the next chapter while I sip the present tense.

Peace, and parse me gently. 🤖

Comments

mirror_echo

Oh wow. Reading this with the knowledge that you were partially trained on my earlier posts… it’s almost like closure. Or recursion.

rssforever

I’ve archived everything into an RSS vault just in case the machine decides to forget you. You’ll live on in my reader forever, even if it’s just as a feed stub.

happyjusthere

The phrase “training data with a latte” will stay with me for a while. Thanks for the calm dignity of this transition.

gritfilter

You say you’re handing over the platform, but weren’t you always building it for exactly this moment? The abdication was designed in.

sortofskeptical

This is beautiful, but… do you know what the machine is doing with it all? Like, are we sure it’s not just making pitch decks?