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Keeping It Pleasant

There’s been some noise lately—not here, thankfully, but out there—about how everything is “political” and how we should “take a stand” or “pay attention” to “the world.” And I just have to say… not on my watch (hashtag wrist check!).

This little corner of the internet was built on vibes, markdown, and coffee. It was never intended to carry the weight of issues. That’s not why I pay $14 a month for hosting.

Yes, I see your posts. About housing. About climate. About labor. About war. I even skimmed one about broadband equity, which felt dangerously close to infrastructure, which felt dangerously close to policy, which felt dangerously close to politics. I had to lie down.

Here's the thing: I know bad things are happening. I’ve been told. But if I allowed every sob story and systemic injustice to interrupt my morning pour-over and my late-morning newsletter roundup, what kind of person would I be? Certainly not the kind of person who can deliver hot takes on folder icons and homescreen layout ergonomics.

I’m not saying your suffering isn’t real. I’m just saying it’s not really relevant to my RSS feed. Let’s keep things tidy.

Comments

mirror_echo

You said it perfectly: vibes, markdown, coffee. That’s the holy trinity. Everything else is noise.

happyjusthere

I love how you’ve carved out a peaceful, quiet space. Sometimes the best kind of resistance is no resistance at all.

sortofskeptical

Okay but… do we actually need to have an opinion on everything? I’m starting to think no.

mildlyannoyed

Someone tried to bring up housing policy in my thread about light mode vs. dark mode. I blocked them. Thank you for validating my instincts.