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Just One Checkbox

Added a setting today: “Always open links in new tabs.” It was a quiet request from a few users, but one that stuck with me. There’s a rhythm to how people browse, and sometimes one tiny toggle helps them stay in it. I flipped it on over a long espresso and watched a few windows bloom across my screen like small, controlled chaos.

Comments

mirror_echo

I love this. One checkbox, but it respects how differently people move through the web.

mildlyannoyed

Honestly surprised this wasn’t already an option. But yeah, I’ll take it.

rssforever

Yes! Finally. I’ve been cmd-clicking like it’s 2007. RSS apps have had this forever, just saying.

happyjusthere

“Controlled chaos” is such a nice way to put it. Tabs are the coffee rings of the internet.

sortofskeptical

I get the appeal, but doesn’t this just encourage tab overload? Curious what your data says.

gritfilter

So we’re designing around attention fragility now? Not sure “more tabs” is the thoughtful answer here.