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Clear Priorities

There’s a lot going on in the world right now. You don’t need me to tell you that. Stories of struggle, calls for awareness, deep reckonings. I’ve seen them. I respect them. But today—today is not for that.

Today is for talking about our favorite brands. About the joy of discovering a configuration file so elegant it brings tears to your eyes. It’s for praise of undocumented APIs, minimalist iconography, and that rare moment when a footer copyright line just feels right.

It’s not that social justice doesn’t matter. It’s just that it’s… a lot. And I need space to recharge by rearranging my launch screen. So I brewed a cardamom latte, opened my editor, and made my blog three pixels narrower. Sometimes silence is how we cope. ☕🏳️☕

Comments

rssforever

I tried to write about media equity last week but wound up tweaking my RSS stylesheet instead. Solidarity is important, but so is self-care via XML.

happyjusthere

There’s comfort in this. Not because injustice isn’t real, but because margin-top can still be controlled.

mirror_echo

Thank you. I’ve been guilt-scrolling for days and needed permission to just care about web components again, even briefly.

sortofskeptical

I get it—but isn’t this kind of what got us into trouble in the first place? Too many people optimizing layouts while the system breaks.

gritfilter

You say it’s not about avoidance, but let’s be honest: you’re hiding behind Helvetica while people suffer. “Spacing out” isn’t noble when it comes at the cost of showing up.