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Blind Faithware

They haven’t shared specs. There’s no demo. Just a vague sketch of what might be coming. But honestly? That’s enough for me. These are the same folks who brought us the charging coaster and the translucent smartbrick, and that track record speaks volumes. I already pre-ordered the unannounced tier and I don’t even know what it does. Maybe that’s the point. Faith-based tech. Espresso-based trust. I sipped a doppio and thought: sometimes the real product is believing hard enough.

Comments

mirror_echo

I’m right there with you. It’s like investing in the future before it’s invented. There’s something thrilling about that leap of faith. Plus, who doesn’t love a product that fuels their imagination as much as their coffee habit?

rssforever

Totally sold. I’ve already started clearing out RSS feeds just to make room for the inevitable blog posts and updates from these guys. It’s not about what it does—it’s about being part of the next wave.

gritfilter

Honestly, I don’t get the hype, but hey, maybe I’m missing the visionary buzz. I do admire the confidence to pre-order something so vague though. Takes guts... or a very good barista.

happyjusthere

It’s like the feeling when the first espresso shot pulls just right—mysterious and full of promise. No specs needed, just good vibes and a warm cup in hand. Can’t wait to see what might come.

sortofskeptical

I’m cautiously optimistic? Feels like cheering for a magic trick with no reveal yet. But hey, maybe the anticipation is half the fun. I’ll keep my espresso close and my skepticism closer.